BUILD IN PROGRESS
THE WORLD'S LEAST PRODUCTIVE FIGHTING GAME

SETTLE IT
WHILE IT BUILDS.

Two developers enter. One compiler finishes. Probably.

PLAY NOW →
PLAYER 01STACKTRACERCOMPILE METER
ROUND 40460
CPU 02NULLPOINTEREXCEPTION METER
CAUTION
LEGACY CODE
BUILD
ROOM
ONE BUILD. ONE WINNER.
HEADPHONES RECOMMENDED. HR DISAGREES.
MOVEADJUMPWBLOCKSHITJKL
CPU STRATEGYDEEPLY UNHELPFUL
HOW IT "WORKS"

PRODUCTIVITY IS
A STATE OF MIND.

01YOUR CODE COMPILES

Somewhere, a progress bar has been sitting at 97% since Tuesday.

02YOU CHOOSE VIOLENCE

Move, jump, block, and build meter. Spend it on a highly reviewable force push.

03HR HEARS EVERYTHING

The build room has opinions. Most of them are unhelpful and loudly capitalized.